She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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