I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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