You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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