Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
she pinky promised me she was 18
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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