HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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