I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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