Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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