using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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