He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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