i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he puts the penis in happiness.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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