you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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