did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
