this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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