Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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