It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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