a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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