the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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