Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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