porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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