And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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