about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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