And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
