Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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