If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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