I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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