Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
