also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm like, not good at living.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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