She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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