do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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