i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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