he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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