So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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