hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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