saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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