Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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