Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Randomize
