Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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