just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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