I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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