Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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