Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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