I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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