Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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