found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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