Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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