So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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