Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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