If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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