gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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