I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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