I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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