He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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