I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just tell him i said nine months
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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