I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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